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Dear Wine Lover,
As my Irish consul and friend Mike R. always says, "it's not a crime not being Irish...tis just a shame". Well I'm going to do my part and put out some wines that are sure to make you dance an Irish jig.
Cheers! Eli Hardof
BTW: How did the Irish Jig get started?
Answer: Too much to drink and not enough restrooms!
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Some Big Wines at a Wee Price!
Benson Ferry Vineyards
Chardonnay 2005
Vibrant aromas of green apple and citrus are enriched by a hint of bread dough. Fresh green apple, lime and kiwi flavors gain elegance from subtle mineral notes. This Chardonnay's vibrant fruit, medium weight and smooth texture continue through the crisp, lingering finish. $16
Old Vine Zinfandel 2005
Ripe, opulent blackberry fruit and generous spice nuances give the nose of this Zinfandel broad appeal. Very ripe, forward blackberry and raspberry flavors are accented by hints of cedar and juniper. Uncommon smoothness in the mouth puts the focus on the delicious fruit, and leads to a supple, lingering finish. $16
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More Big Wines at a Wee Wee'er Price!
Lot 205 Petite Sirah 2005
The wine's rich, inky vermillion color is the first indicator of its fine density. Its aromas are keynoted on fruit -- blackberry, grape, and juicy cherry -- backed by notes of anise, coffee bean and toffee. On the palate, it is forward and lush, with an especially ripe fruit impression. It is the perfect match for any easygoing, hearty cooking, such as pizza, meat pastas, barbeque, or deli meats. $12
 Lot 205 Zinfandel 2006
A brilliant medium-full garnet in color, the wine shows its foursquare Zinfandel character right away in its assertive aromas of baked cherry and plum, spice cake, and touches of leather and anise. The wine's bold personality is enhanced with some dramatically toasty oak. The wine's texture is smooth and easygoing, with plush tannins and plenty of flesh. Its flavor profile offers sweet notes of cola, baking spices and leather, along with its fine buoyant fruit. It would be a fine match at the table for poultry, pork, and light pasta dishes, as well as for grilled beef. $12
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Sediment "Irish viagra"
An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his advice in reviving her husband's libido.
"What about trying Viagra?" asked the doctor.
"Not a chance", she said. "He won't even take an aspirin."
"Not a problem," replied the doctor. "Give him an 'Irish Viagra'. It's when you drop the Viagra tablet into his coffee. He won't even taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went."
T'wasn't a week later when she called the doctor, who directly inquired as to her progress. The poor dear exclaimed, "Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah! T'was horrid! Just terrible, doctor!"
"Really? What happened?" asked the doctor.
"Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and the effect was almost immediate. He jumped straight up, with a twinkle in his eye and with one swoop of his arm, he sent me cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and there passionately on the tabletop! It
was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!"
"Why so terrible?" asked the doctor, "Do you mean the sex your husband provided wasn't good?"
"Twas the best sex I've had in 25 years! But sure as I'm sittin here, I'll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again.
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